Stolen from: Someone on dA who I can't remember!
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
Dear Shawn,
I really don't know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I threw up at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the clothes off my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of